You Might Have Shaved First!

Product awaiting development: a "spray on" designer stubble. At present you have to rub your chin and upper lip with pritstick and then dust your face with clippings from an electric shaver. To blow away excess hair dust, stand in a draught or use an electric hair-dryer. If you win the Dyson advertised on the packaging of the kitchen roll advertised you could put it on blow.

Further exercise: Close your eyes and see whether you can think even bigger!

                                                                                                                  Advert from Radio Times

On second thoughts, he's probably  wondering why they make such wide toilet paper...